Monday, September 04, 2006
na na they dun understand
they aint gonna get iyt.
no no.
if u feel me come on all you kids across the landiyts a song
awww come on
our new laptop kinda got replaced by our fixed old comp.
and can someone tell dis keyboard to shut up
so my new babay is now in a bag bside me
kk goes lyke this.
pa wants to try dis wireless netwrk thingy
and ma thinks the fixed comp shuldn't be owtside where iyt was
when the laptop was in the room
heyy long story im lost for words =nvm cheers iyts the holidays
im in lurve wif my teevee
yea im positive iytz a gurl.
a chiobu
.dizzy
kk buhbye ppl
/12:26 AM/
Sunday, August 20, 2006
harlow
happi best frenx dae
ah hah! everyone scream!!!!!!
the dae was colourless
lyke bo substance juz fly by with wings
got up at 10
[ MARBBY thechicken open its eyes and flaps his wings
a little ]
had breakfast
[ MARBY started looking for worms ]
did hmewrk
[ he helpedthe worms wiftheir excercise regime ]
then went to j8
[ started flying ]
came back wif new sch shoes and shou che
[ snatched feathers frm some aeroplane and
pasted iyt on himself ]
den aft frickin sadz cuz iyt wasnt raining
so u noe
tennis was on
[ the chicken was thinkin KFC was gonna get iyt soon
b4 iyt contracted bird flu or sumthin ]
went there
[ MARBY ate chiken thinkin iyt was iytz last meal ]
lawl tennis was fun and i was clickin wif the peeps properly
[ got depressed realising iyt had eaten his own kind.
went for beer.drinkDRINKDRINK!then tipsy_ly bumped into
some tall structure and got dizzy and puked his own kind owt
den became something lyke chicken little and
danceDaneDANCE cuz he didnt eat his own kind ]
den i went to gonggong hse eat chicken
[ not MARBY ]
yea den got back watch a little teevee
use the comp
[ happi tt i didnt eat him MARBY flapped
his wings and fly and soar ]
and the dae flys by...and MARBY toohaf fun dis wk y0wz
happi best frenx dae again
SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
yay yay yay buhbyes
/8:02 PM/
heyy
hows life?
using msn at nyte rawks.
u feel more soulful.
im an emo-in-the-making
watch me
pissed.hapi.sad.depressed.
horny.WAIT nvm.angry.
soulful? jackass.spastic.weird.
--no one probably understood the above
so u arent the only one--
i hope iyt rains later
no tennis mmh yay
and for new readers iyts cuz
of dis guy hu kinda fucked everything up and demoralised the innocent.
which led to me becoming quiet.
which left me gradually starting to
socialise again aft
he left the claZz
and then there was a misunderstanding smallsmall one.
then i got weird.
'whackin balls is fun
6 more wks and i get to chnge training dae
.anything ahhhhhh
the week was same old same old
form cher wans me to pull my sockz up up and upper.
me: im a japanese doll konachiwa!
yea and i told Ms Lyana ill scratch her car.
iyt was a Daewoo Liana, kewl iyt rhymes.
and the back part of her car has dis big dent.
now junrong is kinda fucking someone supposedly.
hope they're practising safe sex
look they haf a bright future ppl so on
yea mum im tching kids the right thing =)
brain block--
nyte ;)
zhujiejie,sry for making you wait so long
my bad.lawl and and and iyt nearly got deleted =P
;)
/1:03 AM/
Friday, August 11, 2006
emo's kewL
butt i shout 2 mch i gueZzkk lets see coach frickin dao 2daE
he trained taufikk sam andrew and zhiyong
de whole damn training
and kinda let de
innocent five
micah'
junrong'
kaiYi'
qianyee'
nigel''
go to a frickin court wif
no no no no net to rally
sianZzZ
whole training---
and when the training was gonna end.
he kinda got us to play 5 4 3 2 1
first to 20ptz gets Xcess pass to skipp physical.
[the game goes: u gotta win ur opponent twice to go over
and once u are over u r de kinGZ.
every game u win as kingKONG entitles you a point per win.]
me and Jr kinda won
mmh the power tripped ysterdaE and our hse kinda
blaCKedOwt.
i was bathing yea and the power went off.
so i kinda grabbed my undies and shorts and
exited the darkDARK toilet.
mum and auntLIZA were fiddling wif the switches
and i was kinda mama kinda ordered me to go
back into the toilet.darkDARK toilet and bathe
so i went alone into the mysterious darkDARKness
that lead to the toilet.
yea be scared.
be very scared.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
kK the lights kinda went on and off while i was
bathing and de heater nvr heated anything.
jumping around enduring the cold water
me while jumping: heyy is tt a bra?
o.0 sry juz the shower thing.u noe to sprinkle water round?
me again: heyy wuts that on the ground?
ahhhh the ground is growing humps!!!!!
aft inspection:erm hu left the bra dere?
w0w bathing nvr felt so mmh wuts the wrd?
heyy look me figured that i needa start being more invovled
wif words again.im losing iyt
lyke thrash tokkin.crapping
and i dun wanna lose iyt
look hu cares bout serenity when noise is louder
den serenity.
{disclaimer: hi if ure name is serenity im not rfring
bout euu.cute name.heyy add my msn: wunfin3dae@hotmail.com}
damniyt marilyn manson is sccarrry
now i noe why chuckie is scared of clowns.
mmh i'll stopp here.
'toodles ;)
o.0 and if ure name is RoXXaNnE
ur name is way cuter den any name mentioned above
yea add me kae? wunfin3dae@hotmail.com
/11:07 PM/
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
o.0 no iytz dark owtside.
be scared.
be very scared.
no speed no fun. wan drift?
yea baby dis race is for euu ;)mmh de show raWkED man.
miCAH.deCARS.deGURLS.deSPEED.deDRIFT.
yea and bow wow got dis hulk car wif lyke
3 teevee screens built-into de boot? chck tt
yea i lurve bow wow c'mon sing iyt.
bow wow bow wow bow wow bow w0.oooooot
he's style is style
met Mr Soo and some b-ball guys aft de movie in de toilet.
not gang bang, coincidence.
Jonus Nick Koh and some older folk.
den we anyhow walk ended up in de car parK
chiobu walks by..
me go: wanna drift for ur skirt?
chiobu says: how bout u race my boi de winner gets me?
me go: and ur skirt.okae u're on.wheres u're boi?
chiobu calls her boi:where u?
boi of chiobu: ahh stomache ache [ constipated sounds ]
couldnt' wait needed 2 go for some eye chckup lyke
shit!
she was a good prawn. i mean catch
got back home.bathed.zhao to Orchard fer my eye thing.
Helen said i carnt wear my lenses til 2mr cuz eye kena injured.
den jammed at Bugis came owt at 730?
wif nthing
lyke de siZes werent rite
was back hme at 8
far from drifting zone.
='(
5 years till i get my driver's license
o.0 baby come to me
ciao folks
o ya hapi national dae SiNGaPoRE
yay [ brandishes flag at innocent passer-bys ]
/12:25 AM/
Saturday, August 05, 2006
where'd u go? my mp3..
seems lyke iytZ been 4eva
since euu been gone..
i wan a new wan...-the past is siCK
sumtymes..
lyke not fer everything butt some.
lyke iytZ juz 2 mch nostalgia and iytZ juz sumthing
u wan juz as a memry
tyme has moved everthing on-
me feeling weird im going fer sat tennis
aft lyke months..
2dae im lyke walkin in my history
i wan watch Zoey 101 lawl
too bad =P
lets c i din even haf my hp last tyme i went.
awWw shit my mum and bro are at de shout
at each other thing again.
okae yay iyt ended.
mmh tennis was fun ysterdae.
play.phay.phray.fae.
c how de same word changes?
iytz all tyme.
anw yea playPlayPLAY
den trying 2 explode coke wif mentos
no physical for me cuz i won sme
ball game.
u noe de wun where
everywun has to surround dis pile of balls.
den u 1st haf 2 take a ball from de pile.
then, u can steal from wut other ppl haf collcted
and de first wif 3 balls wins.
romantic game lyke runRunBUMP.
den dis thing ended wen onli 3 ppl were left.
went to cllct my crumpler aft tt.
wahahahahaha i won from dis contest.
den bought a new bow fer my cello
'100buckZ
got home started wearing de crumpler round in de hse.
watch watch teeVee till my tutioN
fridaeZ. i kurve fridaeZ.
i figured iyt was named aft some chio gerr XD
mmh gtg whack some balls and make history
buhBYE
/2:40 PM/
Sunday, July 30, 2006
lawl i typed iyt as
wwwW.blogger.com
i was lyke wen was google blogger?
mmh lets c mum says there r mouses
in de fridge.
ehh baby
WAIT!!!!
say wrungly
iyt was mousse: choc and mango
had cip thingy 2dae.
getting ppl 2 insert cash in2 holes.
fer a start i collected lyke 2 coins?
afi was acting cute.
den went wif haziq and afi over 2
afi's place.
stopped by at 7eleven de cashier gerr not bad.
she seemed 2 be flirting wif dis lyke old folk?
bout half an hr ltr...o.0 we arrived at afi's quite style hse.
lyke stomach frickin hurt?
dunno y and fer de 1st tyme my lurve, gulp
wasnt so lurved by me.
in de hse...haziq and afi wan prayy i get de whole couch
+ de teeVee 2 myself.den afi's bro comes owt half naked..
deres a bmx track thingy opposite afi's house.
and dis blue ball in dis big longkang along de bmx track thingy.
collected 10 coins from afi's family.
den proceeded 2 tamp interchnge eat macs.
den roamed around asking fer cash
dcided 2 go geylang wif de money.
lawl i mean dcicded 2 meet mirza and yongkang 2 cllct de money.
ppl at marina square.
we met at bugis due 2 de tyme constrain
rceived dis kewl msg from mysterygerr.
my fren intro her 2 me butt lyke shez not suppsed 2 tell
me hu my fren is.den tokk tokk tokk.
BUTT iyt was all lyke via sms
she did call cuz she was lye oso at bugis.
den i wtf? accidentally rejected lawl.
hmm de wind wasnt blowing so iyt was destined?
den i called her butt she din answer.
yay cat and mousse game.
i mean mouse.
den de 5 of us wen back 2 tampines lyke de
tin booth is dere.
wen 2 buy bubble tea and w0w
de choc milk tea sucked.
lyke o.0 dun suck de balls
2 bitter.
mysteryygerr say she was watching me o.0
lyke half an hour ltr...we hand in de cans
msNorrenny say mine and kangkang wan were light.
2 bad lo =P
den met ralph yongxuan nickteo nigel and yijie and macs.
was iyt yuan fen?
lawl den went 2 d toilet cuz mirza spilled tea on yongkang
den he say will b malu.
gurls, iytz a boi thing.
we were there fer lyke 15minz?
de toilet comfortable ma.we crapping, call jr + enjoy air-con.
while kang chnging.
wen we finally came owt, kang met his cute fren from SHPS.
he was on de fone la so not satisfied
we waited wif him till she came owt of de toilet.
den they exchanged lyke 2 sentencez?
den zhao
bought de same [MYUK] wallet as sam.
den went hme wif mirza.ended up at punggol which
RAWKZ DE SHIT OWT OFF ANY SHITTY PLACE
lyke de hdb dere is quality
den aft dug a tunnel wif a spade i borrowed from
mirza'z bro all de way 2 serangoon.
home sweet home.
haha and get dis im using Jr's acc 2 get my musique fer
dis blog.lyke all i needed was one pass fer one acc.
and everything else was de same.
//WAHAHAHAHAHA
i hear de sound of birds chirping.
mmh i go c if they chopping trees.
nyteZ ;)
/12:35 AM/
Friday, July 21, 2006
mmh got dis limited edition sparkling juice
from de sch 2dae.iytZ de 130th anniversary of our sch.
dunno when de dae iz
..BUTT
shuld be 2mr cuz our opening ceremony of our new campus is 2mr.
& de campus is 3 yrs old?
w0w de juice..
got me in some shit wif Mr Koh.
kk fer de benefit of ppl hu lack knowledge of Mr Koh:
..wait im a gud boi.go find owt urself.
anw de stry goes lyke
everywun was lyke playing wif de glasses of juice
so Mr Koh was lyke frickin de pissed
and went lyke:" those hu hold de bottle
copy de bottle
content thingy 100 tymeZ"
[w0w & i was suppsed 2 be wu liao
o.O looks lyke i haf competition from Cher Koh]
kk den i got addicted 2 de drink
so drink.drink.drink.
den kept the bottle in my hands while resting iyt
on de table.i kena cuz there was contact wif de bottle.
BUTT
i wont be copying =)
den aft sch wen 2 tamp mall wif yongkang and jr.
called de xCraft jie jie auntie.
lawl accident la can
den she pointed 2 her body and was lyke
wo zhe yang chuan xiang auntie meh?
chcked owt de stuff in de not say big shop
wif 3 attendees which made shoppin dere
frickin pressurrising and so walked over 2 77th street.
called de jiejie at counter auntie again lawl
she was lyke diao.
got a dawgie tag dere =DD
7.90
Jr oso got wun fer his cat and a teddy geiger album fer his
bear.
yea im part of de stAGe creW 2mr
stage[accent] crew[accent]
kewl name siah
think stage den think crew
den plus them 2gether
= stAGe creW
stopp.
kk ciao ppl
nyteZ ;)
/11:30 PM/
